Merry Christmas You Filthy Animal Compostable Dishcloth

Clean Up in Style — With a Little Attitude.

This isn't your average dishcloth. The Merry Christmas You Filthy Animal Compostable Dishcloth brings holiday humor to your kitchen counter while doing serious work. Made from 70% FSC-certified wood cellulose and 30% cotton, it's the eco-friendly, hard-working cloth that also happens to make everyone laugh.

Use it, love it, compost it when it's done — because even your cleaning routine can make a statement.

Details

• 🌳 Material: 70% wood cellulose (FSC certified) + 30% cotton
• 💧 Absorbency: Absorbs over 15x its own weight
• 📏 Size: 8" x 7"
• ✨ Cleans: Countertops, granite, stainless steel & glass
• ♻️ Compostable at end of life, packaged in compostable clear bags
• 🧴 Works with soap, cleaners, or just water — dries quickly

Perfect for: funny Christmas gift, eco-friendly dishcloth, compostable kitchen cloth, sustainable home goods, white elephant gift, stocking stuffer, holiday humor gift.